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引用：人生会计准则

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夏荷子的人生会计准则

自己是固定资产,

年龄是累计折旧,

暗恋是收不回的呆账,

思念是日记账,

爱情是无形资产,

缘分是营业外收入,

结婚是合并报表,

爱人是应付账款,

孩子是其它应付款,

生活是持续经营,

吵架是坏账准备,

打架是营业损失,

眼泪是所有者权益,

看病是维修费,

买衣服是包装费,

回忆是财务分析,

旧情难忘是递延资产,

情人是营业外支出,

错爱是高估利润,

找个老外是外币业务,

自己设小金库是稳健性原则,

离婚是破产清算,

反思是内部盘点,

再婚是资产重组,

解释是更正分录,

复合是回转分录,

误会是错误分录.

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